Would You Rather

Don't blame ya, I love sneks too.

Erm... Who needs a muse?? Heck no, I'd choose to have an artistic talent.

Would you rather eat shrimp for the rest of your life or salmon?

Finger sized nips- if we're talking about cheese nips-- otherwise, what if you have someone with large nips or small nips or big finger vs small fingers and how much of the finger, is it just like an entire finger hanging off someone's chest like,,, do you just have like nips instead of fingers???? theres too many variables

Would you rather be on Team Valor or be on Team Instinct
#PokemonGo

Team Instinct me thinks, I like the thunder bird more.

Would you rather have only one finger on each hand (of your choice) or one toe on each foot (also of your choice)?

Only one finger on a foot of my choice--I need to draw or Imma diiee.

Would you rather eat snails or live octopus?

ive eaten snails before and it wasnt toooo awful so i'll go with snails
would you rather become illiterate for a week or have no internet for a month?

Illiterate, illiterate! I need the internet...

Would you rather travel to space or visit the Earth's core?

Not sure... Werewolf? At least I wouldn't burn during the day.

Would you rather get kicked by a horse or be punched by a kangaroo?

punched by a kangaroo. can you imagine telling people that story?
would you rather lose an eye or an ear?

AN eye, my right one is about useless anyway,,,

Would you rather be perpetually hot all the time or cold all the time

oh god...i mean, i live in the south so i'm already hot all the time. i guess i'll go with hot.
but those both sound like probably the most subtle methods of torture ever

would you rather have a constant ringing in your ears or blurry spot in your vision?

Blurry spot, at least I wouldn't have to deal with the constant buzzing.

Would you rather kill a zombie with a chainsaw or with a spiked bat?

a spiked bat. i dont do gore and either way is probably gory but spiked bat less so
would you rather be a cowboy or pirate?

Cowboy, it's a tiny bit more appealing to me.

Would you rather be kissed by a guy who's deadly handsome but hasn't brushed his teeth in ages or kissed by an ugly one with clean teeth?

an ugly one
would you rather have a tooth pulled out with pliers or a fingernail pulled off?
i cringed while writing that e_E

Believe it or not a fingernail--I've broken many nails due to my guitar playing...

Would you rather break your nose or your ankle?

Wow... such disgusting 'ability'(?) if you can even call it that.

Eh... urination? Idk, sounds a bit better??

Would you rather have a third eye on the backside of your head or a third foot?

third eye

would you rather have healing powers or invisibility?

Healing powers cause it's way too cool.

Would you rather eat dirt or rocks?

Spoooooooortt, you're talking to a kid who's obsessed with parkour and free-running.

Would you rather sleep on a dirty mattress or on a wooden floor?

dirty mattress, you didnt specify how dirty, and you never said i couldnt use sheets/covers


Would you rather be covered in copious amounts of hair, or be completely bald all over?

Completely bald all over. I can wear wigs/tattoo fake hair maybe??

Woud you rather live on an island with a million dogs or have a billion dollars