Would You Rather

Shapeshift duh

Would you rather always have sweaty armpits or clammy hands?

Grosss ughhh this is a tough one but ill go with sweaty armpits because deordorant ;))))

Would you rather eat a raw chicken or lick a cows butt

Fruckgffcvbnnn cow butt
Would you rather get knifed in the ribs or have your skull cracked

shit knifed in the ribs

Would you rather eat a pickle or a jalepeno

Jalapeño!

would you rather live in a post apocalyptic world or medieval times

Post apocalyptic bc aesthetic

Would you rather be constantly constipated or have a bladder infection for the rest of your life

Constantly constipated bc there are easy solutions to that problem

Would you rather be stuck underwater or stuck in freezing cold temperatures

stuck in freezing cold temperatures, bczz the water will go into my lungs and it burns xc

Would you rather die in a war or in a tsunami?

Tsunami

Would you rather be in a terrible disaster film (think sharknado) or a cheesy ass romance

Cheesy ass romance and I have no excuse for myself

Would you rather always speak really really fast or really really slow? (Sorry it's lame I'm running out of ideassss)

Really fast 'cause I already do.

Would you rather have hands for feet or webbed fingers?

Hands for feet because Multitasking skill +100

Would you rather only be able to speak in rhymes or riddles?

Rhymes
Would you rather have your mouth glued shut or your hands glued together

Mouth glued shut

Would you rather always under sleep or always over sleep

Always undersleep

Would you rather be excessively tall (like 8ft) or excessively short (like 3ft)

Excessively tall. I could get a job getting things from the top shelf for short people.

Would you rather all sweet things taste salty or all salty things taste sweet?

All salty taste sweet because ya boi got a sweet tooth

Would you rather only be able to move one eye at a time or have your eyes stuck looking straight forward permanently?

be able to move one at a time, (thats better than nothing)

Would you rather be in constant physical pain, or constant mental pain?

Constant physical pain. That's what they made Tylenol for.

Would you rather be able to talk to birds or spiders?

BIRDS, I LOVE MY BIRD FRIENDS


Would you rather Grow a tail, or be able to breathe nacho cheese

Breathing nacho cheese seems like a useful skill, so I will go with that.

Would you rather have an electrical outlet in your armpit or have your nostrils be portable speakers?

For the sake of my eyes, how did you come up with that??

Eh... I believe the electrical outlet would come in handy, especially when my phone runs out of battery--But wait... is it WATERPROOF?

Would you rather lay eggs in your sleep or produce orange juice out of your ears?

(I'm definitely following your 'weird' way Zyro.)

lay eggs- orange juice and earwax dont mix well

Would you rather have telepathy or telekinesis?

Telekinesis, everyone would love to be able to move things. Plus it'd be quite useful when you're be watching a movie--there would be no need to get up.

Would you rather have a python as a pet or a Madagascar hissing cockroach?

PYTHON FOR SURE
i haaaaate bugs and i lOVE SNEKs


Would you rather have all the artistic talent and no muse, or all the muse and no artistic talent?