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Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Zyro on Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:26 am

Okay so listen. Junior year of high school was a rough time for ya boi Zyro, and I can remember the trauma like it was yesterday. This seems totally random btw and I know it, but I've been thinking about it all day and I want to know if anyone else has similar experiences.

Junior year, a still growing boy acquired a serious addiction. Keep in mind I am the stereotypical "artsy type"... I hated sports, hated participation, and didn't care much about what I was eating unless it was like actual trash, but a swiTCH FLIPPED. IT FLIPPED.

Suddenly I was absolutely obsessed with salad.

All types, all dressings, all toppings. As long as I could stick the leafy green goodness in my face I was a happy boy. I could only eat salad, like even the thought of eating anything else made me want to vomit and cry. Craving meat? Chicken ceasar salad. Improve my eyesight? Put some carrots on a salad. And this was a problem for a solid two months probably. This is too bizarre of a behavior for pizza-loving me to come up with.

I didn't even lose any weight because I ATE IT ALL BACK IN SALAD.

Anyway, the point of this is that I am curious if you ever got obsessed with a food you ate? Whether it be a new find or something as weird as salad, or it was a few days or a few months. Idk guys, just someone make me feel better about myself.

(I am seriously copy-pasting this from The Orchid, so if this looks familiar, that's why.)
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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Zwei on Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:32 am

I don't know if I'd call it in an obsession but I really like watermelon. Like I can get rid of a watermelon the day it's bought.
Like I'll cut it in half and just eat it by the halves, I really love it.

At one point I ate a lot of french onion dip too, for like a good few weeks, I always had some around.

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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Zyro on Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:41 am

The watermelon thing is me with cantaloupe.

I like to think in over the whole salad thing, but it still holds some power over me. Can't resist the leafy goodness.
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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Vorocia on Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:50 am

APPLE JUICE. I'm still fond of it but there was a point where it was my life. I didn't drink anything else, even water, for a good solid month :>
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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Zyro on Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:52 am

And the legend says that to this day, Vorocia is still 70% apple juice.
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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Anke on Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:57 am

THE SALADSEXUAL HAILS!!

i was lowkey twinkiesexual for about a month
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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Johannes on Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:07 am

I had an addiction to those mini cheese wheels that come in the red wax wrappers. No idea what they're called, but they were darn tasty.
Now, I'm just a sad person who eats pizza rolls more than I should.

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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Guest on Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:20 am

Orange Juice. I used to never drink it until up to a few months ago and now each time I am thirsty or probably just bored, I fill a large glass with it.
This is the first time I realized this problem I have.

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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Johannes on Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:24 am

I propose we create a support group for our food addictions. XD

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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Renegade on Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:20 pm

This may sound really weird but I love lemons and anything lemon related.

I drink lemon juice maybe every day and eat them like an orange, other people look at me weird because I don't think they're sour or anything so I don't pucker my face or wince I just eat/drink it ;-;


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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Vorocia on Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:13 pm

Okay not gonna lie, the idea of eating a lemon whole made me a cringe in pain a lil bit. You've a really impressive mouth, Renegade.
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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Zyro on Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:56 pm

The Graywood Alliance: A site for wolf roleplayers and food addicts alike.

Seriously, lemons and orange juice blow my mind. Especially eating lemons like it's nothing? That's some fruit vampirism crud right there, mate. Like a super power. The round cheese wheels though, I can totally see. Still a proud Saladsexual for life.
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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Nova on Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:13 am

My freshman and sophomore year... i was addicted to apple sauce.. at the moment I'm addicted to fudge bars

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((salad supremo creamo boys))

Post by Ceara on Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:18 pm

oml i too had a salad kick at one point
junior year of highschool/grade 10 it just kicked in & it was like at that point i realized the perfection of a salad - it was crisp and it could be anything you wanted to be - savory, sweet, it's like a dream. salads are misjudged so harshly as some leafy green wackass food and that judgement is so wrong,,the beautiful thing about salads is that once you embrace them, they can be anything you want them to be. U PUT FRUIT UP IN THAT SHIT, BAM, U GOT A DESSERT. u want dinner? hell dude just put some meat in there, some bacon, chicken, croutons, ur set. i couldnt gotdam stop but i didnt care dude, im hyped up just thinkin bout it. tbh i doubt i ate anything else for about a month. bless up ya leafy green gods,,

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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Ceviche on Thu Aug 11, 2016 5:33 pm

i have a problem with gummy bears- like i'll eat 10 lbs of gummybears in a week easily-- this is why we dont keep them in the house anymore

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Re: Diary of a Salad Addict

Post by Kamaal on Thu Aug 11, 2016 5:43 pm

Speaking of addicts, I myself was addicted to salads as well, last year. Everything had to be made of salad... like literally every freaking thing. But to be honest I quite enjoyed it haha. It was truly remarkable how well you could maintain your physical and mental state by just eating salad.
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