Why & What Game

So the game is simple, someone asks a random question, e.g "Why do we have the need to create robots?" and someone else replies, e.g "Because we are getting lazier by the minute."

The replies don't have to be logical or anything, it's all for fun.

Let me start:

What would happen if pets took over the planet?

Dog treats would get a whole lot cheaper, me thinks.

What if plants could suddenly talk?

(Nice thinking U.)

They would probably complain most of the time, due to their lack of feet.

Why are shrimp relatively tasteless?

A new Skynet would be created and machines would eventually take over the world.

What would happen if bugs were huge?

We'd tame them and gain new household pets, perhaps even a brand new form of transportation? Also I'd die bc ew

What would happen if all candy was lemon-flavored?

The overall obesity rate would be lowered significantly.

What would happen if water tasted like chocolate?

Two words, my friends: Water Intoxication

What if the entire human population's arms suddenly fell off.

(Holy shit, that'd be rad...)

Well eh probably the entire artist population (including myself) would die due to the extreme lack of art.

What would happen if aliens came to our houses?

everyone would invite them in, take their coats/hats, and pleasant conversation over dinner would ensue

what would happen if all music was banned

I'd most likely die, cause music means life for me ;v;

What would happen if we could transform into fish?

I'm actually pretty scared of water so I reckon I wouldn't do anything different, really :U

What if a nice chicken salad was elected as the President of the United States

I'd scare the crap out of unsuspecting children.

What would happen if we had floating cars?

More Airplane Crashes.

What would society be like without gender roles and archetypes?

Not much different, the human race will find more things to feel unequal and upset about and sooner or later the argument will be about something stupid like hair or how many teeth you have or how big your hands are. Stoopid stuff


What if everyone had super powers but we were completely terrified of what we could do (example: I'm scared of water but I was able to breathe under water and such)

80% of us wouldn't use them because we couldn't get over our fear.

What would happen if intelligent roaches infested our houses?

I would move to the moon.

What would happen if trump became president?

America as we know it would die and probably result in a World War III. (ohshit)

What would happen if humans returned back to their primitive state after a nuclear explosion?

hopefully not ruin the world if they evolve

What if an animal talked to you

I'd totally keep them and literally just converse with them 24/7

What if hippos could fly?